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Dear Sir or Madam,

Though we apologise for the inconvenience, we appreciate your passive participation in our latest training exercise.

Our children are our future and it is vital that they learn the skills that must be passed on from generation to generation.

You may be interested to know that the students who ‘encountered’ your property on [July 13th 2014] scored the highest marks for style and accuracy.

To counter any potential inconvenience, we offer our thanks in the form of a redeemable code for a free car wash at any of the local facilities that provide the service.

Please feel free to leave feedback at the website indicated on the enclosed card, and thank you once again.

— 335th Airborne Seagull ‘Bomber’ Wing

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  1. Avatar The Ghost in the Machine LoA

    Just saw the new purge movie last night. The ending to this was not what I was expecting

  2. Avatar ElshaHawk (LoA)

    HAHAHA! Seagulls are now smarter than humans. They write letters and have an education system that focuses more on skills they actually need to learn to survive. Next they will have checking accounts and pay the stock markets..

  3. Avatar Cariad Ceffyl

    Haha I love this!! Putting a human military aspect to the seagulls was perfect. Now if we could educate the crows and ravens that eat those blasted pure berries in the same manner. :)

  4. Avatar Tesseract

    The seagull military was formed in 1986 in response to the growing threat of Alka Seltzer being thrown out with McDonald’s fries.

  5. Avatar Rahose

    This made me chuckle! I love that the human is compensated though!

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