Getting Back to the Test

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…damned if I do; damned if I don’t. Damned if I do; damned if I…

“Excuse me, what are you saying?”

“Um, nothing. Sorry. Nothing.”

“Is that supposed to be a Big Bird costume?”

Sigh. Um, yeah, costume party. Waiting for my ride, here, cause it’s a corner, here.”

“A costume party in the middle of May?”

“Look, miss, yer cute, but you gotta stop asking me questions.”

“You’re cute too, for a nervous guy in a bird suit.”

“No seriously, you’ve got to…Did you just say I’m cute?”

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  1. Avatar Nancy

    Hmmmm… Must go think. I like that this hints at a variety of things but still hasn’t committed to a direction.

  2. Avatar cthulhuburger

    It’s a shame nobody ever sequeled this thing, but alas, I do not think I am up to the challenge.

  3. Avatar inZanadee

    i like it….in a..weird sortaway..

  4. Avatar Laggel

    I think you have a typo in “yer” instead of you’re.

    Hooked with the story though!

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