Early.

I finally get the gumption up to ask Sally out, and to my surprise she said yes, but on her terms. I agreed, and smiling, asked what her terms were.

That was yesterday. She said the date would be today. She would pick what we’d do and when we’d do it. She wouldn’t tell me what we would do. Then I asked her what time, and she said early.

What does early really mean? It’s 5 a.m. and I’m showered, shaved, dressed casually, and have my tux in my suit bag with dress shoes ready to take with me…