Final Breaking News.

Avatar Author: Darrell B Nelson I am a semi-professional writer, my writings have appeared in Ray Gun Revival, Distant Worlds, and Alienskin Magazines. I mostly write Science Fiction but I dabble in horror and and other stuff. With the short-short cha... Read Bio

We go now back to the riots, where we have news that the rioters are dispersing:

Yes, the rioters are fleeing in terror as the city’s latest Superhero has shown up. Butt-Sex Man.

Most of the men and all of the women have fled, leaving only five malicious jaywalkers in the street which Butt-Sex Man is quickly taking care of… Oh my God, I can’t watch… Oh the humanity…

I am getting word from our producers that we will no longer be able to show you scenes from the riot.

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