It was dawn when the rescue crew found Stone Rockwell, Ace Explorer.
“Oh God.” A paramedic was vomiting in the corner. “His FACE.”
The Yetis had destroyed almost all of his face. It was like that one scene in Silence of the Lambs, when Anthony Hopkins totally cut that one dude’s face off. That was awesome.
That’s when Stone Rockwell began to speak, which was exceedingly hard after the Yetis ate his lips.
“Where…where am I?”
“Sir, you’re in the Yeti’s ancient Waste Disposal Grounds. They must have dragged you here after rending you irreversibly hideous.”
That’s when Stone Rockwell decided he would give himself facial reconstructive surgery, using only materials found on his person.
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