Backspace of Epic Proportions

Avatar Author: ♦ Jenunique ♦ Is a student once again and lurking in the shadows, reading your ficlets in secret. ;^) Hopefully will be bitten by the writing bug again one day. OH! I see it has been at least 11 months since I last contributed-- sadly,... Read Bio

The universe spreading far and wide, a never ending expanse. Infinite boredom. What to do? Sigh.

I know…

First, God created the Heavens and the Earth. Now this is more like it. At least there is something to look at! Hmm.. But it’s so plain. Sigh.

Let there be light, and there was. Voila! Wow! Me, I am good! I’ll call this Day, and the other thing, uh, Night. One down…

And so it went, through the firmament, the waters, the vegetation, seeds bearing their own, stars, etc. and so on until finally, God created Humans.

Well, whatdoya know? Those are crazy little buggers aren’t they. Sigh.

What the?! Hey! I thought I told you not to touch that! Fine, then! Here’s something for you then, Eve and Adam! Sigh.

You’ve got to be kidding Me! Can’t you people just… Oh for the love of ME! Sigh.

Try a flood this time! Little pieces of.. Okay, I shouldn’t lose my cool. Sorry about that one. Here’s a rainbow. Won’t happen again. Promise. Sigh.

Oh! Good Me! Not again! Sigh.


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Comments (3 so far!)

  1. Avatar Mighty-Joe Young (A.K.A Strong Coffee)(LoA)

    oh my god its my old partner in crime

  2. Avatar ElshaHawk (LoA)

    lol, that is quite a backspace key! i like this angle.

  3. Avatar Lillie

    I like the personality you gave God. Not as pretentious as we usually think. Very nice.