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Giant Pencils?

Wait, giant pencils?
crap?
Ew. I don’t want to step in any crap. That’d be fairly disgusting. I kept typing fairy when I meant to say fairly. And all fairies reminded me of was that old Nickelodeon show. Fairly Oddparents I think. And then all that could remind me of was Florida. Florida.. I think we were in Destin.
The skunks came out, and my brother chased them.
Or maybe they were platupus..es. I can’t remember. Platupi? I don’t know. I don’t care.
I just really don’t want to step in any dog shit.
This dog pooped in our lawn the other day. I got really angry, and threw my phone at the ground. Whenever I get angry, I tend to break whatever’s in my hands. My case broke. My mother was angry.
Dinner was not fun that night.
Anywho, giant pencils are kinda fun. I bring them to school after I buy them from the dollar store. Everyone makes fun of me, but I never lose them. And no one bugs me about borrowing one, considering they don’t want to look like a dork..
or maybe they just have small hands..

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