The bible in 140 characters

Avatar Author: Oy Here for the time being... Read Bio

God created Earth, men, animals.First chick pisses off God. God kicks humans out of Paradise. Afterwards God gives mixed signals to mankind.

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  1. Avatar Mighty-Joe Young (A.K.A Strong Coffee)(LoA)

    wow way to paraphrase i like this i wanna how elsha will sum this up? lol just messin wit ya elsha.
    good job oy

  2. Avatar StudMuffin (LoA)

    hahah
    Oh I love it.
    Fifty thousand pencils

  3. Avatar Sneaky"LoA"Cleazy

    definitely one of the better pieces on this site Oy..!! your 140 character stories are priceless.

  4. Avatar Alexa Reed (LoA)

    Could’ve changed “First” to “1st”. I’m just saying.

    I really feel like it’s just a sum-up of the 1st Testament, though.

  5. Avatar Triana

    Love it. Best version of it I’ve ever read.

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