Poor Edna

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There once was a girl named Edna,
Who never brushed before bed-na.
She went to the dentist,
Found out she had tetanus,
And now poor Edna is dead-na.

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  1. Avatar ElshaHawk (LoA)

    tetanus? wow, crazy.

  2. Avatar gĀ²LaPianistaIrlandesa

    XD Most oddly amusing thing I’ve seen all morning. I’m speechless, frankly.

  3. Avatar Render

    hahahahahahahahaha. i was laughing before i even read this poem. your humor is infallible. FIVE PENCILS!!!!!

  4. Avatar Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}

    I thought for sure it’d be cavities, but NOOOOO, apparently she doesn’t get her vaccinations either.

    Well done!

  5. Avatar gĀ²LaPianistaIrlandesa

    Oh, one nit-picky thing I noticed regarding meter: The second line’s just a tad too long. Perhaps it could be “Who never brushed before bed-na.” It’s not perfect that way either, but it’s just a suggestion.

  6. Avatar OrangeOreos (LoA)

    Thank you Gwen! That’s what I had in my mind before I decided to write it down, but then I forgot how I had it before, and couldn’t figure it out!

  7. Avatar invisibility_disability

    “Poor Little Johnny… He should’ve brushed his teeth.” BEST POEM ENDING EVER.
    and this reminded me so much of it. :D hahahaha!

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