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The Battle of the Cans 2 : Human Contact

Pepsi: Coke, come here. Quick.
Coke: What is it?
Pepsi: He is awake.
Diet Coke: CODE GREEN! WE HAVE A CODE GREEN! GET INTO ORIGINAL POSITION
Coke Zero: I’M SOOO GETTING PICKED. I’M STRAIGHT UP Z.
Coke: Don’t be so cocky.
Pepsi: Every body stop moving! Here he comes!

As the door of the fridge slowly opened, they saw their master standing at the door. Hungry and hungover. Reaching into the back of the fridge, he pulled out the Chinese food from last week.

Coke: Son of a bitch.
Pepsi: WHHHHYY?
Coke Zer0: FUCKER I’M GONNA GET OUT OF THIS FRIDGE AND KILL HIM. I’M STRAIGHT UP Z.

As Coke Zero rushed to the door, the others tried to hold him back. In the struggle to keep him still, Japanese Celery Soda was knocked over, and rolled towards to door.

Pepsi: STOP HER! QUICK!

Pepsi’s attempt to stop the soda from opening the door failed. And Coke Zero ran out to find the master.

He was alone in the real world.

Coke Zero HOT DAMN! I’M STRAIGHT UP….scared.

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