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The Battle of the Cans 4 : Operation Z

Pepsi: We need to get out there, retrieve Zero.
Dr. Pepper: And that Japanese fellow. I would love to examine her ingredients.
Coke: We retrieve every lost can.
Pepsi: Diet Coke, do you have the spaghetti tied together?
Diet Coke: Yes. We are ready to go.

Pepsi and Coke: Open the door!

In an instant, Mr. Milk pushed large door open. They knew soon they were no longer going to be in the safety of their fridge. They knew Zero had to be saved. As they threw the long spaghetti to the ground, they began to climb down the large fridge face. Soon, they were all on the ground…

Pepsi: Go! Go! Go!
Coke: WAIT!
Pepsi: What?
Coke: You go without me, I want to watch this commercial. It’s called “Cherry Coke”. And she is BEAUTIFUL. Ah…I can only dream.
Pepsi: We need you buddy, lets go!

The 4 soda cans rolled throughout the house, till they found Zero and Japanese Celery Soda alone in the den.

Coke Zero was empty.

Pepsi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Coke: Why is that Japanese Soda here?

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