Irony

Avatar Author: Never Explain (LoA) My name is Never Explain, and I was an original Ficleteer before the creation of this wonderful site. I usually post any current series that I'm in, but seeing as I'm just getting started again, I don't have much! N... Read Bio

Irony is ice cream made from lactose intolerant cows.

Irony is a sole survivor of a nuclear holocaust who has a serious case of autophobia.

Irony is a morbidly obese personal trainer.

Irony is a white guy with an afro.

Irony is a company that prints out thousands of fliers to advertise a ‘Save the Trees’ campaign.

Irony is a humanitarian hitman.

Irony is a politician who does not vote.

Irony is a talented singer who happens to be tone deaf.

Irony is an expert marksman with no fingers.

Irony is an open-heart surgeon with hemophobia.

Irony is Casanova with erectile dysfunction.

Irony is Paula Abdul quitting the best job in the world: Awkwardly attempting to console horrible singers for $8 Million a year.

Irony is a colorblind stylist.

Irony is a member of the NRA who opposes the Second Amendment.

Irony is when a TV show’s ‘studio audience’ laughs at something genuinely funny.

Irony is Julian Casablancas dying from a stroke.

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  1. Avatar ElshaHawk (LoA)

    many ironic things.. great list. listing things a good way to break through to your creative muse, get some ideas flowing, and write a story.

  2. Avatar Mighty-Joe Young (A.K.A Strong Coffee)(LoA)

    alot of these aren’t actually irony
    but alot are

  3. Avatar J. Rein B.

    MJY: how… ironic?

  4. Avatar Never Explain (LoA)

    Eh, this story is meant more to demonstrate things that I think are ironic. Glad you like it, though.

  5. Avatar Mighty-Joe Young (A.K.A Strong Coffee)(LoA)

    but this is baddass i do like it
    your sardonic whitt never fails to amaze me.

  6. Avatar Never Explain (LoA)

    Gracias. You might not have gotten the very last statement. Just look up who Julian Casablancas is if you would like to find out

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