I’m a giant.
5’3 and I tower over these girls.
Rank amateurs, even if they are only 4’10.
You see, a director like this he likes to shoot his films like you’re under a mother ship. It’s freakin hot in here.
Amateurs.
They wear too much makeup for a shoot like this, the lights make it so hot that all your makeup will be melted by the time the money shot happens and, well…. that’s not cute.

I’m the only one eating at the Kraft Services table, (Im always the only one eating.)
“You know if you eat before a take it’ll make you look fat.”
I give him a depreciating look.
“Well, if i look fat I guess I’ll just have to learn how to run the camera, now won’t I?”
He drops his tuna melt and leaves.
Sweet.
Cameramen are assholes.

I should’ve brought my ipod.
How long till my take?

Geez, they’re making such fake noises ,they sound like wounded puppies, Im sure that in spite of their efforts they’ll be dubbed over.
Amateurs.

“Hey allie you’re up”
I drop my robe.
“finally!
“Lets show these little girls how it’s done.”