My Secret Stalactites

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“You’re sitting at my desk,” I began. I was always impatient on Mondays.

Teresa looked up with sparkly cheerleader eyes, as if she hadn’t heard. “I’m sorry?”

“My desk. You’re sitting at it.”

“I’m pretty sure this is my desk.”

“No. You sit in the fourth seat in the fifth row. This is the fifth seat in the fourth row.”

She cocked her head at me. “Whatever. It’s not like we have assigned seats anyway.”

“I know, but…” I fumbled for words. “It’s just… I really like this desk.”

She gave me one of those aloof cheerleader smirks like she was talking to one of the kids from special ed. She didn’t speak. I frowned. She folded her arms and smirked again. It was becoming clear she wasn’t going anywhere.

Other students were staring now. Teresa made her best get a load of this guy face. Somebody tried not to chuckle and failed.

“Please get up,” I mumbled.

“No,” she said, and it was then that her hand brushed the bottom of the desk.

Ewwwww,” she shrieked. Loudly. “There’s like a million boogers down here!”

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  1. Avatar Raegan Dauterive

    haha, good ending.
    That is gross, but it’s worse when you spend 44 out of the 45 minutes in class absentmindingly trying to scrape off whatever that sharp thing that’s stuck to the bottom the desk… only to have it fall off in your hand, leaving you with the realization that it’s someone’s year old crusty booger.
    ewww. lol.

  2. Avatar Aurelia

    Great ending!! And definitely fits the challenge…

  3. Avatar Abstract Rorschach

    Eww…I’m inwardly laughing and crying and being totally silent and shocked at the same time.

  4. Ahfl_icon THX 0477

    And here I thought that was going somewhere deep and meaningful, but this works too. Adolescence is a rough time, and it’s moments like this that scar a person for life. Nicely done. And I really need to start paying attention to whether or not a story is in a challenge before I read it.

  5. Avatar Coccinella

    The title MAKES this story for me. Nicely done!

  6. Avatar The Note Writer

    The title works great with the story.

  7. Avatar mama murph (LoA)

    I thought there might be a rumble….but boogers saved the day! Very funny! I like the title too.

  8. Avatar DoItForScience

    Oh man… but I found Raegan’s comment grosser than the story itself. I’ll parrot Coccinella and say nice title, uselessness.

  9. Avatar ElshaHawk (LoA)

    ew! now that’s just too disgusting and scarring for words..

  10. Avatar B. Booth

    Nicely done! And ew.

  11. Avatar Mighty-Joe Young (A.K.A Strong Coffee)(LoA)

    congrats on the feature.

  12. Avatar `spacetowrite

    wow. love the ending! gross, but kind of awesome.