SPAZZ CAPS SUCKA

Avatar Author: Chakatreamentinnahouse (LoA) Fool I used to be clever, then college ate my brain... that and the flat screen tv... Read Bio

i’M SEVERAL SENTENCES INTO AN EMAIL , OR PERHAPS AN INSTANT MESSAGE WHEN I LOOK UP TO DISCOVER THAT ALL OF MY WITTY RETORTS HAVE BEEN ENTERED IN NEARLY ALL CAPS.

eNTER THE DREADED SPAZZ CAPS, BORN OF HUNT AND PECK TYPING. lOOK AT THE SCREEN bITCH!!! sTOP SHIFTING FOR FIRST LETTERS!!! yOU ARE IN caps lock!!! hELLO? ANYBODY? lOOK UP ALREADY! i KNOW YOU CAN SEE THIS i’M FREAKING SCREAMIN OVER HERE.

dAMN…TOO LAZY TO RETYPE, TO SENSITIVE TO APPEAR SHRILL ONLINE. WHAT’S A GIRL TO DO?

BE LAZY.

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  1. Avatar ElshaHawk (LoA)

    hee hee, nice stream of consciousness piece, and laziness wins out over sensitivity. :)

  2. Avatar Mighty-Joe Young (A.K.A Strong Coffee)(LoA)

    yeah this was an awesome entry into this challenge accept you didnt use all caps.
    hehehehe

  3. Avatar The Devil Tesla

    YOU ARE DISQUALIFIED FOR USING LOWERCASE LETTERS YOUR PUNISHMENT IS TO EAT COOKIES

  4. Avatar Chakatreamentinnahouse (LoA) Fool

    Damn…I hate cookies…

  5. Ahfl_icon THX 0477

    Nice use of the challenge to highlight a very modern faux pas, accidentally done, much to your own embarrassment. And an odd challenge it was, at that.

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