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SPAZZ CAPS SUCKA

i’M SEVERAL SENTENCES INTO AN EMAIL , OR PERHAPS AN INSTANT MESSAGE WHEN I LOOK UP TO DISCOVER THAT ALL OF MY WITTY RETORTS HAVE BEEN ENTERED IN NEARLY ALL CAPS.

eNTER THE DREADED SPAZZ CAPS, BORN OF HUNT AND PECK TYPING. lOOK AT THE SCREEN bITCH!!! sTOP SHIFTING FOR FIRST LETTERS!!! yOU ARE IN caps lock!!! hELLO? ANYBODY? lOOK UP ALREADY! i KNOW YOU CAN SEE THIS i’M FREAKING SCREAMIN OVER HERE.

dAMN…TOO LAZY TO RETYPE, TO SENSITIVE TO APPEAR SHRILL ONLINE. WHAT’S A GIRL TO DO?

BE LAZY.

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