(Animal Abuse)²

Avatar Author: Krulltar "The road to hell is paved with adverbs." ~Stephen King Read Bio

Boingy’s cheek was still throbbing from the smack the night before, but like all good homemakers she learned to moved on.

“Hey momma!” Floppy-ears said dropping her school books on the kitchen table and pilfering a carrot from the carrot jar.

“Don’t fill up on carrots. I’m making stew.” Boingy stirred the stew. She knew her eyes were still red from crying.


“Oh, tell your brothers and sisters to wash up. Dinner’s almost ready.”

“You want me to tell papa, too?”

“He won’t be eating dinner with us tonight, baby.”

“Figures. He’s probably getting drunk again.” Floppy-ears’ words cut deep into Boingy, but she fought back the tears. “Momma, we all heard the yelling. He shouldn’t hit you. He’s an asshole.”

“Floppy-ears Michelle Von Rabbitstein! You know better than to use that word.”

“Yes’em, but he still is.”

“Don’t worry your floppy ears about that now. I stood up for myself today, and he won’t be back. Now tell the others to wash up, young lady. The Hasenpfeffer is almost done.”

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  1. Avatar StudMuffin (LoA)

    lol I like how such a serious matter is turned awesome by making bunnies abusive.
    lollercoaster I like how her middle name is a regular name but her first name is Floppy-Ears.

  2. Avatar PorcelainDollface

    hahaha I am in love with this piece.
    “Floppy-ears Michelle Von Rabbitstein”
    Might just have to name my child that, well when I have one. Being that Im still in hs.
    Definatly five pencils.

  3. Ahfl_icon THX 0477

    She cooked him, didn’t she!? Well that’s a very different version of rabbit stew than the one in ‘Fatal Attraction’, but a troubled marriage is involved in each. Great job keeping up the heartbreak/comedy style and feel going for a sequel.

  4. Avatar Marli

    I loved it.

  5. Avatar Jenni Summers

    hehehe serious issue made hilarious through the medium of bunnies, YAY!

  6. Avatar SieRawr12

    poor bun-buns :(

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