Shart Attat!

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“Oh, Shart!”

“Huh-what?! Henry, did you say shark? Is there a shark? Henry, the children!”

“No, honey, I didn’t see a shark.”

“Then why did you say shark?”

Sigh. I didn’t.”

“Then what did you say? For heavens’ sake, Henry, don’t mess with me like that. Are you sure there’s not a shark?”

“Yes, I’m sure. Well, then again, realistically…look, um, I’m going swimming, see. No worries. I’m off for a rinse…a dip! Going for a dip.”

“But you hate the ocean.”

“I know.”

“You always say it’s like swimming around in half of nature’s toilet bowl, don’t you, Henry?”

Sigh. I know, but here I go. Back in a minute, dear.”

“I’ll never understand that man, though goodness knows I’m no fan of the beach either. Gee-ahh, yech! Just like the beach, something always smells like rot warmed over. Henry! Check on the kids, would you! Now where did I put that sunscreen?”

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  1. Ahfl_icon THX 0477

    Random and stupid, I know. This one is dedicated to family though, so it stays up. To family!
    (And no, I don’t expect anyone else to know what I’m talking about, so there.)

  2. Avatar Kevin Lawver

    Ahhh, the elusive beach shart. They’re the worst. Not as deadly as the office shart though… that one’s a killer.

  3. Avatar Krulltar

    This has overtones of Burns and Allen type of banter; it was very entertaining.