Stories tagged “ALLCAPS”

  • TIME FOR SOME DICKPUNCH

    SO I WAS PLAYING THE GREAT GAME SPELUNKY AND SOME DUDE CAME UP TO ME AND SAID “YOU PLAYING SPELUNKY?” AND I SAID “YES.” FOR SOME REASON HE THEN BLURTED OUT “CAVE STORY IS BETTER” LIKE THAT WAS RELEVANT OR SOMETHING. ...

  • SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO RECONSIDER YOUR POSITION (Mature)

    SO I WAS MCDONALDS WITH THIS GIRL CAUSE NOTHING GETS YOU IN THE MOOD MORE THAN FUCKING BURGERS AND FRIES AM I RITE? BUT YEA I WAS MAKING FUN OF THE FACT THAT THE COFFEE CUPS SAID “CAUTION: HOT” ON THEM LIKE PEOPLE DIDN’T KNOW THAT COF...