Stories tagged “Babies”
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Diapers
The baby wailed immensely, alone. Daddy spat, “I will no longer condone your defecation.”
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Next Time
Two cockroaches mated – cosmically – on an old book, now little more than a pulp of mildew. Gladys was white as a sheet, spotted now with black strokes. “Will she make it, doctor?” said a bedside Stan, who couldn’t help bu...
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April Showers
“When will you have one of your own?” she asks me. We’re gathered around the pastel-covered table in the conference room, the third shower this year. Several pairs of expectant eyes look my way – I’m one of the few singles...
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Shatter Babies
The shatter babies swarmed over the hill. Jeb and Pete opened up first, they were closest. They also got shattered first. Most of Pete’s head hit Timmy in the face, knocking him from his horse. To the horse’s credit when it flipped out it d...
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Stray Bullets
Babies should never be collateral damage. __________________ _______________________________________
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Children
Be care free Sweet pea. Complete My insanity And marry me. Let’s start a family Of chaos and calamity— Little walking sins With molten eyes And double chins. Like the “Lord of the Flies” Add children and all hell begins.
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Renewable Resource
Tunali, the largest of the trolls, lumbered through fields. Young, elvish ladies (all either in labor or close to it) lined the rows. Shackled to the ground, blood ran from many places on their bodies, most of which was the sacred cradle. One after the...
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I love you, unborn son.
Sometimes when I’m in bed, and the only sound is the snoring in my ear, I think too much. I start out with something small, like; Oh my God, I’m having a baby. Okay, that’s not small, but that’s as small as it gets these days. U...
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Galactic Space Babies
“Ok, picture this- Galactic Space Babies!” “I’m sorry, sir?” “People love aliens, people love babies. I’m thinking Star Wars. I’m thinking Mars Attacks. I’m thinking Look Who’s Talking!”...
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You've Got Mail.
Tara, Will you please talk to me? We haven’t spoken in a week, you won’t answer my texts, calls, or IM’s. I’m hoping that a note will break through this barrier that you’re inexplicably building to avoid me. You forget tha...