Stories tagged “Bat-penis”
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Batman Does His Part

Batman carefully applied his Bat-condom to his Bat-penis. He slowly inserted the Bat-penis into the woman’s vagina, and thrust rhythmically, until bringing about bat-orgasm. Batman withdrew his Bat-penis, his duty done. “Criminals are a cow...
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The Legend of Johnny Irish #5
“What do you fight for?” Asks John between licks of his ice cream cone. He looks just as goofy as ever: still shirtless and in his training shorts, but wearing a leather jacket now. We are walking back to the gym. “Myself”, I an...