Stories tagged “Bible”

• The Happy Goat Bible: Genesis Part 1

  In the beginning, there was nothing, and there was the farm. Go(at)d was not happy with this farm. The cows that ruled the farm were unjust and corrupt, and they were unfair to the other animals. On the first day, Go(at)d made the farmer. The farmer wa...

  • Author: The Athiest
  • Posted over 2 years ago.
  • 4 out of 5

• The Happy Goat Bible: Genesis Part 2

  Life on the farm was good for the animals. The farmer kept them fed, and the Happy Goat ruled fairly and justly. There was only one rule: No one ate from the seeds of the willow tree. The only problem with the farm was that it was boring for the Happy ...

  • Author: The Athiest
  • Posted over 2 years ago.

• Five Minutes After The Upchuck

  “Dude, no offense but you smell like whale puke.” “Ouch, my feelings!” Jonah replied. “I’ve had a tough time of it and you’re not making it any better.” “What happened to you anyway? I mean, youR...

  • Author: Bob Liddil
  • Posted over 2 years ago.
  • 5 out of 5

• Exodus in 10 Words

  Moses leaves Egypt. Commandments one through ten: No golden calves.

  • Author: Sanglorian
  • Posted over 2 years ago.

• Leviticus in 10 Words

  Book Three: Laws, priests’ directives, addressing abominations, and God’s covenant.

  • Author: Abstract Rorschach
  • Posted over 2 years ago.
  • 5 out of 5

• Deuteronomy in 10 Words

  Three sermons, Moses dies, Israel is defined and enters Canaan.

  • Author: Abstract Rorschach
  • Posted over 2 years ago.

• Joshua in 10 Words

  Canaan conquered, Jericho walls FAIL, the tribes divided, Joshua dies.

  • Author: Abstract Rorschach
  • Posted over 2 years ago.

• Judges in 10 Words

  Israel sins, gets conquered, God delivers them. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.

  • Author: Abstract Rorschach
  • Posted over 2 years ago.

• Ruth in 10 Words

  Famine matches Ruth and Boaz; Boaz gains permission to marry.

  • Author: Abstract Rorschach
  • Posted over 2 years ago.

• I Kings in 10 Words

  Solomon and Israel begin; Elijah, Israel, and Judah finish it.

  • Author: Abstract Rorschach
  • Posted over 2 years ago.

• II Kings in 10 Words

  The divided kingdoms fall. Israel to Assyria, Judah to Babylon.

  • Author: Abstract Rorschach
  • Posted over 2 years ago.

• I Chronicles in 10 Words

  Genealogies. Saul and his rejection of God. David rules Israel.

  • Author: Abstract Rorschach
  • Posted over 2 years ago.

• II Chronicles in 10 Words

  Solomon. Judah’s king list. Cyrus calls to terminate the exile.

  • Author: Abstract Rorschach
  • Posted over 2 years ago.

• Ezra in 10 Words

  God inspires. Cyrus says: “Let the Israelites rebuild the Temple.”

  • Author: Abstract Rorschach
  • Posted over 2 years ago.

• Nehemiah in 10 Words

  The Wall rebuilt and dedicated; “Now strengthen my hands”; census.

  • Author: Abstract Rorschach
  • Posted over 2 years ago.

• Esther in 10 Words

  Haman wants the Jews exterminated; Esther and Mordecai foil him.

  • Author: Abstract Rorschach
  • Posted over 2 years ago.

• Job in 10 Words

  Through disaster, adversity, and hardship, Job refuses to reject God.

  • Author: Abstract Rorschach
  • Posted over 2 years ago.

• Song of Songs in 10 Words

  Were this particular book on Ficly, it’d be tagged “Mature”.

  • Author: Abstract Rorschach
  • Posted over 2 years ago.

• Isaiah in 10 Words

  An examination of worship and ethics plus prophecy concerning Christ.

  • Author: Abstract Rorschach
  • Posted over 2 years ago.

• Jeremiah in 10 Words

  Warnings fall on unhearing ears as Jeremiah suffers for God.

  • Author: Abstract Rorschach
  • Posted over 2 years ago.

• Lamentations in 10 Words

  Five poems are contained herein: Four of lament, one hopeful.

  • Author: Abstract Rorschach
  • Posted over 2 years ago.

• Ezekiel in 10 Words

  Prophecies, and “Ezekiel saw d’wheel in the middle of d’sky…”

  • Author: Abstract Rorschach
  • Posted over 2 years ago.

• Daniel in 10 Words

  Furnaces, lions’ dens, divine graffiti, visions…ten words is injustice.

  • Author: Abstract Rorschach
  • Posted over 2 years ago.

• Hosea in 10 Words

  Hosea’s rocky marriage equals metaphor for Israel’s relationship with God.

  • Author: Abstract Rorschach
  • Posted over 2 years ago.

• Joel in 10 Words

  Repent, O destroyed Israel, because the Lord’s Day is coming!

  • Author: Abstract Rorschach
  • Posted over 2 years ago.