Stories tagged “Billy”

  • HEY!!!

    “HEY, BILLY MAYS HERE!!!! BOY, HAVE I GOT A TREAT FOR YOU!! IT’S THE KAISER 300 AUTOMATIC SHOTGUN!! USE IT ON ANYTHING!!! TARGETS, FRUIT, DOGS!! HELL, ZOMBIE UPRISING?? BUY THE KAISER 300!!! THIS BABY WILL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF WITH HALF A SH...

  • Just Another Chance Encounter

    It was the last thing you’d expect to see in a swimming pool. In fact, it was the last thing you’d expect to see anywhere in the known universe. The fact that it happened in Billy’s swimming pool was just one of those fascinatingly mi...

  • Gone in a Flash

    “Uh…okay…” Billy said, shading his eyes and squinting, trying to see past the lights. “Are you okay, Sera? You sound kinda funny.” “I’ve been a little sick lately,” Sera said. “Yeah, you might say she...

  • Lights Are On...

    “That’s… You don’t see a lot of people willing to make that kind of decision so quickly,” Lisa said, raising an eyebrow. “For all you know, we’ll have to… take him out of public circulation.” “...

    • Author: Cossy
    • Posted about 5 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5
  • Cuffed

    When Lisa and James awoke, they were cuffed together in what was unmistakably, the trunk of a moving car. “Oh my head… Wait, Marauders?” James whimpered, clutching his recently-clocked head. “No, if this were the Marauders, we w...

    • Author: Cossy
    • Posted about 5 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5
  • Dominatrix Theory

    “Do you want us to be quiet, or do you want us to answer questions? We can’t do both at once,” Lisa said. Billy facepalmed. “You know what I mean.” “What’s this all about?” James asked, blinking against t...

  • Surrealism

    “Okay, libraries. That was something that I thought I could go my entire life without hearing until I heard it, and that’s even after my sister got turned into a refugee straight out of Macross.” James deadpanned, mind boggled by the ...

    • Author: Cossy
    • Posted about 5 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5
  • Driving Home

    “Are you off your nut?” Lisa hissed to James as they shared the back seat of the woman’s car. Billy was driving, and the woman was sitting backward on the passenger seat, glowering at them and fingering the hilt of a bullwhip. “...

  • Off In The Ditch

    “What? The plasma cannon is NEVER overkill!” Sera said, looking at her brother like he had grown a third ear on his forehead. “I would, however, be curious as to exactly how you managed to let yourself get kidnapped by someone in THAT...

    • Author: Cossy
    • Posted almost 5 years ago.
    • 3 out of 5
  • Damage Control

    James groaned. “This wasn’t even necessary. We were taking them back to the base. They could have taken care of it there without anyone getting hurt.” “You don’t know that!” Sera insisted. “Hmph, fine way to ac...

  • A Real Fun Place

    I watched his face, delicate features awash with consternation and contemplation. Much as I’d have liked to explain my dark predicament to him, my voice remained locked away with my soul, sentenced to the edge of existence. My body laughed derisi...

    • Author: THX 0477
    • Posted over 4 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • In Search of Solitude

    The guard outside knocked once and stuck his head in. “Are you okay? I thought I heard something.” He hadn’t heard anything and had made an excuse to check up on me. They all did. “No, Billy. I’m fine.” I wasn’...

  • The Last Ranger

    Angel Grove is on fire. Billy kicks Trini so hard she breaks. Zack lays next to me, burning. Tommy and Jason are going to try and take Billy. They’re going to die. We’re all going to die. Billy was the smartest. That’s probably why he...