Stories tagged “Crunch Berries”
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Gonzo Grocery Shopping
“Excuse me, sir, but if you’d like to shop here, you’re required to wear pants.” These were the first words I recall hearing upon coming to in the middle of a Safeway cereal isle. I was wearing a shirt, underpants, gold watch, s...
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Beyond the Supermarket
The parking lot possesses the kind of lighting appropriate for such crimes as mugging, rape, and unsanctioned gambling to take place unnoticed. My car is nearby, parked in a handicap spot, sideways. I make my way towards it with haste. I open the trunk...