Stories tagged “Dave”

  • Edna Doesn't Get the Message

    Joanne listened with hesitant ear as the voice on her phone said, “Um, hullo, this is Dave. Is this Joanne, Edna’s friend?” “Um, yes,” she answered. Meanwhile, Edna was bouncing in front of her and mouthing, “Is that...

    • Author: THX 0477
    • Posted about 10 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5
  • Out of This World

    “Dave, are we in outer space?” “Mmpfmmf,” mumbled Sid through several mouthfuls of hero sandwich. Fred said, “I-I farted.” “Incredible. We escaped the gravitation pull of Earth with human propellant. How come we aren’t bursting into fla...

    • Author: zxvasdf
    • Posted over 8 years ago.
  • In Delirium: Lunchus Interruptus

    “HeLLo, mY nAme is SiD/DaVe/FreD/BoB!” “Who the hell said that?” asked Dave. “Not me,” said Bob. “Not me,” said Fred. “Uhh, where am I?” asked a thoroughly addled Sid goggling at the man clutching his...

    • Author: zxvasdf
    • Posted over 8 years ago.
  • Coming Soon

    It wasn’t all bad, all of the time. Some days it was safe to set foot outside while the sun was still in the sky, if there were enough clouds and you were willing to risk it. Darlene settled back against Dave who was lying on tufts of brown grass...