Stories tagged “Dummies”
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Writing Country Western Music for Dummies
My father, the truck driver, wrote country western songs for decades. He used to say, “Every gas station attendant in Nashville has written a country western song, honey.” Which brings us to the first rule: find a dead end job where you can...
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#72 Not Getting Raped in Prison for Dummies
The average dummy when dropping soap in prison will bend over at the waist, therefore allowing any other prison inmate to pop themselves into your fine/dumb self, culminating in every prison inmate’s worst nightmare. So, instead of bending over a...
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How to Solve a Problem Like Maria for Dummies
To solve a problem like Maria, we first need to define Maria. Maria: A clumsy, scatter-brained girl. See also: Fibbertijibbet, Will-o’-the-Wisp, Clown Upon beginning the process of solving a problem like Maria, you may come across some other ques...