Stories tagged “Eduardo”

  • A Silly Girls Plea

    “Eduardo, why are you leaving me at a time like this!” “Because, to be painfully honest, your chest is flat.” “We talked about that, though. I can get implants…” “No, no. It won’t work.” ̶...

  • Mr. Keeble's Ass

    Eduardo slumped into his writing chair. “Don’t hunch like that, Eduardo,” said Mr. Keeble as he sat on the cherry wood desk. “Don’t sit on my writing-table: you’ll break it,” muffled Eduardo. Mr. Keeble lectured on, &#...