Stories tagged “FAUX PAS”

  • SPAZZ CAPS SUCKA

    i’M SEVERAL SENTENCES INTO AN EMAIL , OR PERHAPS AN INSTANT MESSAGE WHEN I LOOK UP TO DISCOVER THAT ALL OF MY WITTY RETORTS HAVE BEEN ENTERED IN NEARLY ALL CAPS. eNTER THE DREADED SPAZZ CAPS, BORN OF HUNT AND PECK TYPING. lOOK AT THE SCREEN bITCH...

  • Foe Paw

    Direct from cause and effect I find that on the whole Your abject insensitivity (with respect to the affected attitude of emotional abnormality) Coinciding with a wild ride Of undecided trite and flighty Homilies delivered Would send the bravest soul ...