Stories tagged “Fart”
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Guinness Fart
She sat on the sofa with a face of thunder. A thud came from upstairs followed by “oh crap” She heard the top of the stairs creak. “well he has made it up” she muttered tight lipped. An unholy noise of thudding and banging follo...
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Fluebottom, Sir Reginald
Born in 1435 in Bumbleshire, Britain, to Brian, Earl of Surry and an unnamed serving girl. Fluebottom was a talented natural scientist who identified three new species of vole, and conducted experiments, detailed in his book, The Flammable Home, that i...
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The Man Who Farted Too Often
He was a man who in his youth would fart on command. To do so he would get down on his hands and knees, in which position he had mastered a system of sucking air into his butt hole and pushing it back out, able to produce fart after fart. He did this o...
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A Letter to Dear Abby
Dear Abby, I don’t think I love my wife anymore. The problem started when my wife was pregnant with our first daughter. It was small farts while lying in bed or watching TV. It was cute at first, but it hasn’t stopped. She is doing all the time...