Stories tagged “Franklin”
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Franklin, king of the animals.
The story begins before humans even came to be. My name is Franklin, and I invented the human race. I am, what a mere simpleton would call a turtle. Yes a turtle. You thought pigs where intelligent. Well my friends I invented pigs. And no, I do not ha...
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Franklin. Inventor of Clover.
What’s wrong with Franklin? Franklin is GREAT! He’s never too hot or too cold. Far too big or way too small. Franklin isn’t too sweet or too sour. He’s not a marathon or sprint. A famine or a feast. He’s not skinny marge a...
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Call Me Franklin
Turtle had been given a name long ago, way before he had his own t.v. show. A nice kid named Benjamin had picked him up out of a department store tank and said, “You’re on of us- a Franklin.” After Benjamin had grown too busy to take ...