Stories tagged “Fridge”

• A Note Left on a Refridgerator

  Alright, Dude. This is not easy for me to ask, but I need your help. Let me repeat, I NEED your help. This is not an option. I’m bringing a girl home tonight, and… well…. I’m desperate. And she thinks I’m a lot better at c...

  • Author: StudMuffin (LoA)
  • Posted almost 3 years ago.
  • 5 out of 5

• A Haiku

  Haikus are easy but sometimes they don’t make sense. Refridgerator.

  • Author: StudMuffin (LoA)
  • Posted almost 3 years ago.
  • 4 out of 5

• The Battle of the Soda Cans

  In the cold box, the cans fought like…grownups? Pepsi: Alright. Let’s do this like gentlemen. We just see who is picked first. Coke Zero: FUCK NAWH. I’M STRAIGHT UP Z. I’LL CUT YOUR OPENER. I’LL CUT IT! Diet Coke: God, I h...

  • Author: Former Ficly Friend
  • Posted almost 3 years ago.
  • 4 out of 5