Stories tagged “Goat”
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The Happy Goat
There is a goat that lives on the far in a mythical farm. No one knows his name but he is always happy. Everyone on the mythical farm loves playing with the happy goat and he has a wonderful time there. One day it rained and the happy goat was sad. It ...
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The Happy Goat Bible: Genesis Part 1
In the beginning, there was nothing, and there was the farm. Go(at)d was not happy with this farm. The cows that ruled the farm were unjust and corrupt, and they were unfair to the other animals. On the first day, Go(at)d made the farmer. The farmer wa...
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The Happy Goat II: Dawn of the Cows
The happy goat’s farm was developing fast. many animals were coming to the farm and everyone was getting used to the seasons. All the animals worked together and the happy goat was their leader. Suddenly, one day, cows came to the farm and they t...
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The Happy Goat III: The Ressurection
All of the land inhabited by the animals who remembered and treasured the happy goat were in mourning after his death. His five sons weeped for five whole days and his wife committed suicide out of sadness. It was then that his sons decided that he mus...
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The Happy Goat VI: The Rise of the Angry Goat
The Happy Goat had always had one enemy. All whom he lived with despised this enemy with a passion. His name was the Angry Goat. He rarely was seen but lurked in the shadows, where there was no existence besides the deer and bears that lurked in his la...
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The Happy Goat Bible: Genesis Part 2
Life on the farm was good for the animals. The farmer kept them fed, and the Happy Goat ruled fairly and justly. There was only one rule: No one ate from the seeds of the willow tree. The only problem with the farm was that it was boring for the Happy ...
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No Easy Day
Paul squinted at a sky made hazy with humidity, just a hint of blue. The day was not going to go easy on him. He picked at his shirt, clingy with sweat, as he picked his way around the goats and their droppings. “Particular as always,” his ...