Stories tagged “Great”

  • The G.P. Buraeucracy

    Linus sat in the pumpkin field during Halloween waiting for the Great Pumpkin to appear and shower him with presents. Linus sat in the same spot for two hours when suddenly, arrising from a tangle of vines and weeds, came a large, floating pumpkin twel...

    • Author: Holdini
    • Posted over 10 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Life, Math, Typos, Attempts, Failing, Average

    My life is average. Averaging in math is boring as all hell, and I haven’t figured out how to pull it off on a scientific calculator without breaking something, so I have to enter it manually and I will probably typo something. I hate people that...

    • Author: Sam Ervin
    • Posted about 10 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • The Best Part About Words

    The best part about words is that they allow people to be as vague or as clear as they choose to be. A “dog” could range from a Chihuahua that fits in Paris Hilton’s purse to a German shepherd that’s chasing me to the drug dogs that I would som...