Stories tagged “Harry Potter”

  • Skirting Copyrights

    I don’t understand exactly where they came from. I don’t think anyone does. They came from a place called Brown Plateau. They were closely followed by a man that flys through universes with a brown porta-potty. But I think me and the mages ...

    • Author: Oy
    • Posted almost 3 years ago.

  • Harry Ficly

    Harry Potter was just a normal boy, with parents who made him sleep under the stairs. Just a normal boy, with a scar on his head shaped like a lightning bolt. But, just a normal boy. I swear. Then, one day, a shitload of owls start dropping stuff into ...

  • Gears of Weasley

    “Look out, Marcus Fenix!” shouted Ron Weasley as a Locust Eater (like a Locust, but branded with the Dark Mark and possessing above-average magical talents, particularly when performing the Unforgivable Curses [excluding the Imperius Curse,...

    • Author: Skull Man
    • Posted almost 3 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5

  • Harry Potter in 10 Words

    DIE, VOLDEMORT, DIE! Sorry Draco, I love Ginny. YAY MAGIC! [counting names as words because if you’re reading them then they take time to read so they count as words! >:O]

    • Author: K-Jellybean
    • Posted over 2 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5

  • Tom Recounts the Last Battle to his Babe (Mature)

    “Oh my God, did you do it??” Bella shrieked, excitedly. “Hell, yeah,” Tom said smoothly. He definately wanted to get into her pants. “You have to tell me exactly what happened. I need to know every single detail!” Be...

  • Take The Train

    Harry gazed in wonder at the bright, shining reproduction of Kings Cross Station. “Come along, Potter,” Snape’s sharp and familiar voice called from a nearby bench. “Or do you plan to spend eternity gaping at girders?” &#...