Stories tagged “Hick”
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Diary of a King: Modern Day (As Dictated to the Secretary)
Heeeeeeee-yah, par’dner. Man, I love maself some kingin’ Man, I don’t even know how I become king o’ this land (belch) but I sure do know I like it. Alls I know if more boose, more ladies, and I’m happy as heell HEEEYYYAAA...