Stories tagged “Hobbits”
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Fang-orn Forest
Merry rubbed the ropes that bound his hands against the blade of the fallen Uruk-hai. Though it tore at his skin, it also parted the rope strands. He went to Pippins side and took him by the arm. “Come on Pip. We have to hide before those orcs know w...
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Ranting in Mordor

You think it’s easy being a huge burning eye scouring the landscape for hobbits? You think I like having incompetent goblins and ugly-as-sin Orcs for minions? Well I don’t! I’d far rather have a crack team of busty, blond haired Elve...