Stories tagged “Indiana”
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Sherlock Holmes and the Temple of Doom
Sherlock whipped out his glasses, thy were dirty. “Dammit,”he swore,“Watson! Get over here!” Watson waddled to Mr. Holmes. Watson was small, about 5’2", asian, no older than 13. “DOCTA HOLMES, DOCTA HOLMES!!!...
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Ring
“It belongs in a museum!” the man with the strange hat shouted. “No!” the hobbit shouted back, his fist clenched around the precious ring. “You can’t have it!” “Listen, kid,” the man with the strang...
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Shawnee Ritual
The Hunter’s Moon hung low in the sky when Chief Elkhart took his place near the center of the medicine wheel. He raised his sun-worn face and Thaway painted red and white lines on his cheeks. Wearing a headdress adorned with elk antlers and eagl...
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"Empire State of Mind" parody PART 1
Cruisin’ down Wayne street Now I’m down at Sea Dweller’s Right next to Staples I’ll be geek forever Mayor Dick Hickman Sitting next to AMS That’s because he lives right there Yeah, they love him everywhere At Angola Middle...
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"Empire State of Mind" parody PART 2
Catch me at Pokagon or swimming in Lake James. Don’t forget your sunscreen, come have some summer fun and games. Potawatomi Inn Named after the Indians Now I got my BFFs and we are gonna dine in. Crossroads of America No drugs to be selling, ya&#...
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"Empire State of Mind" parody PART 3
101 lakes? Most are just ponds. Take a step, cut your foot, of zebra shells I’m not fond. Full of duck poop disease tiny little red hives. Jeez this stuff is itchy Don’t forget your sunscreen There really is no “down town” But i...
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Half A World Away
At the end of the blazing summer I will be there and you will be across the great big pond that divides our earthly souls. I never noticed, you said. I never noticed the way your eyes lit up when I entered the room or how you lingered, always trying ...