Stories tagged “Lemuel Gulliver Gates”

  • Hard Docking at Ludicrous Speed

    “We’re going to ram an Imperial Dreadnought,” I said, watching as the battleship filled the viewscreen. “This is your big plan?” “Ellie, love, that would be suicide,” Gates answered, hands on the control yoke, ...

  • Breaking Up is Hard (But Rocket Launchers Make it Easier)

    Gates turned the corner in full sprint, and skidded to a stop. “Bollocks!” he shouted. Another hallway. Another dead-end. Gates could pilot a Time!Skiff from one end of space-time to the other, blindfolded, with a bottle of Scotch in his right hand...

  • Regrets? I've Had a Few...

    Gates watched helplessly as death pirouetted down the hall, trailing smoke and flame. Aware that he’d never get a shot off before the incoming missile put an end to his very, very bad day, all Gates could do was lie back, think of England… and hope...

  • The Man Out of Time Meets The Girl From Everywhere

    Jenny laughed. “You guys are all the same.” “Trust me love,” Gates replied, sporting the infamous grin that had made knickers drop from here to the Medusa Cascade, “you’ve never met anyone like me.” “Trust me,” Jenny said with a smirk...

  • Good Girls Go to Heaven, Jenny Goes Everywhere

    “Doc,” Jenny said, gesturing at the missile that hung frozen inches away, “we don’t got time.” “What was your name again?” Gates asked. “Jenny. Jenny Everywhere.” “Well, Jenny Jenny Everywhere, I’m a time traveler. You’ll find t...

  • Deja Vu?

    “I can’t remember whether I’ve been here or not,” said Jenny. “This place looks familiar, but there’s something wrong…” “What do you mean?” said Gates. “I can usually remember where I...

    • Author: Garsecg
    • Posted over 8 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Lost on the Island of SUCK

    “That is a terrible likeness,” Jenny said, frowning. “Right,” Gates offered helpfully. “You’ve a bigger arse.” “YOU SUCK!” Jenny bellowed, throwing a punch that connected hard with Gates’ shou...

  • Meeting the Locals

    A horde of blue octopus-headed creatures were floating down from an airship. Each of them was dual-wielding a crossbows and loading arrows into it with its tentacles. “Jenny, let’s shift the hell out of here!” shouted Gates as they du...

    • Author: Garsecg
    • Posted over 8 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5
  • This is what he heard in the mind of the squid

    “Gothagagal, Gungadeen, Opulent Aroshotohot, Spired Iradeen. Seven after six but then those four, iggled destrift by Fediyanyaha the Deep, Fediyanyaha the Shallow. Fediyanyaha of escribed fanown, ere all the ink’s out and into the mursea, l...

    • Author: Sanglorian
    • Posted over 8 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5
  • All aboard

    ‘You could have fooled me,’ Gates said. ‘They didn’t share their intentions with you? I suppose that makes sense,’ Jenny replied. ‘And why does it make sense?’ ‘Oh, you they want to – well, you̵...