Stories tagged “Pamela Anderson”
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Batman Does a Whoopy
Batman was born a confused child, at the tender age of zero. When he emergest from the womb of his mutha he felt a sweeping sensation across the nation. His penis was erect. It is now ten years later. Batman just turned ten and he was eating ALL the bi...
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A Mistress' Strudel
Even the shutters were shuttering as a boom was heard from across the marketplace. Zoom Whiz Wham. A helicopter named Charlie dropped Kanye West off on top of the El Serape moon roof. Darkness descended unto the serape that night. No one was sure how m...
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The Night Old Dixie Died
Scene 1: Batcave, Skyscraper, Prostitution Ring Headquarters. It was a cool October night in Gotham. It was quiet. Too quiet. Batman was perched high upon a Gotham sky scraper. The city was overrun with filthy hookers. A street tough clan of such lady&...
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Batman Returns; The Bubble Bath Chronicles
It was an early saturday morning, I was waking up with a stout bowl of ganja on the small Jamaican isles. I had a my large oblong gandalf pipe to accompany on my beach stroll. I puffed the magic herb as a meandered along my way. SUDDENLY WITHOUT A SOUN...