Stories tagged “Penis”

• You see that?

  She worked at the yard sale. He shopped at the yard sale. She noticed that he looked up at her every thirty seconds. Exactly thirty seconds. She had counted. She found it adorable that every time she looked up at him, he would immediately look back dow...

  • Author: StudMuffin (LoA)
  • Posted almost 3 years ago.
  • 4 out of 5

• From the Sky; The Aftermath

  The holes in the doors shone daylight. I opened the door, my eyes squinting from the unexpected brightness. A man running. A muffin sprouting hole in his head. Blood spraying behind him. I walk across an empty street, stale muffins littering the ground...

  • Author: StudMuffin (LoA)
  • Posted over 2 years ago.
  • 5 out of 5

• Forgetting Sarah Marshall in 10 words

  PENIS Then your average Romantic Comedy. PRODUCED BY JUDD APATOW!! JUUUUUDDD APATOW!!!!!!

  • Author: StudMuffin (LoA)
  • Posted over 2 years ago.