Stories tagged “Redneck”
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Diary of a King: Modern Day (As Dictated to the Secretary)
Heeeeeeee-yah, par’dner. Man, I love maself some kingin’ Man, I don’t even know how I become king o’ this land (belch) but I sure do know I like it. Alls I know if more boose, more ladies, and I’m happy as heell HEEEYYYAAA...
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Kate
Deke showed up in the Omni at ten to three, and if he’d been any slower I’d have freaked out on him. Damn I needed a smoke. Deke swung it on to third-gear road and we made the bends slow while we burned one down. We was only halfway through...
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The Quintessential Pickup
“You sure you’re up to this?” James asked. “I can take the wheel if you want.” “Not yet,” Sera growled. “Got something else for you to do.” A section of the cab roof slid back, and the seat back sli...
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I thought it was a Raptor, not an Explorer.
James clambered up, awkwardly attempting to maintain his balance as he clambered up, one hand on the roof’s edge and one clasping the heavy rifle. Steadying himself with one leg against the dashboard, he hauled the weapon up and heaved it into th...