Stories tagged “Sir Pants Challenge”
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Outrageous Commands and Contrasting Demands.
“Oh, this is really quite dull,” declared the bored Queen. “Just bash in his skull. I don’t want him seen.” With a start and a hop, the nearest poor fop Ran straight for the fellow wearing trousers of yellow, And, right in...
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Knighthood for a squire
The hoofs of their horses thundered below them. Weapons beat against armor in the familiar rhythm of gallop. Speed was the only hope of escape. The king had sought to prove his manhood by leading the raid. It was a trap, and now the only way to safety ...