Stories tagged “Spam”

  • The Price of...

    20 years ago, we thought that we could kill spam emails by banning and filtering them. Companies thrived on providing anti-spam filters and blocks, but the spammers were far more cleverer and got around those filters. Laws were passed, people sent to j...

  • Hidden Messages

    Ram Catere’s is one of the most Catere’s in indias most trusted firm working in pune and all over india service provide www.rameshpgaur.com Ram leaned back, his head pressing against the wall, as he sought to catch his breath. His ears rung from t...

  • What kind of spam is it?

    I asked, hoping it was the good kind. “Run-of-the-mill.” she said, text flickering green off of her glasses as she scrolled through it. “Some comment spammer found our little hideout. Shall I kill them now?”  I nodded and with ...

    • Author: Cobweb
    • Posted over 8 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • ATTENTION: your spam license has been revoked

    Please report to the nearest corrections facility for an immediate evaluation. Note that your working pod may no longer be a valid location, and you may not be allowed to return based on your evaluation, so please make sure to deposit any belongings in...

    • Author: Cobweb
    • Posted over 8 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5
  • Flummoxed

    “Jenkins! This is some of the worst copy I’ve ever seen! My daughter’s a fourth-grader and she can write better than this!” “With all due respect, boss…I would love to see her try.”

    • Author: Abstract
    • Posted over 8 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Expenses

    Dear Mr. Reinstedter, I hereby tender my resignation from your advertising firm. Your daughter really did write better copy than I did. Enclosed is also the expenses I wound up with from the office betting pool as to whether or not your daughter would ...

    • Author: Abstract
    • Posted over 8 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • The Bangkok Treatment

    Hold impotence at bay with our wonderful product! You wife will love you long time! One time offer only: $15.99!!! (plus $500 finder’s fee, $1500 smuggling fee, $200 room and board fee during transportation). Our revolutionary product will make y...

    • Author: zxvasdf
    • Posted over 8 years ago.
  • The Identity That is John Holland

    John Holland, or so he had named himself, posted his best lines of marketing on fiction sites all over the web. ‘You have to reach the people where they are at,’ his marketing director had coached him. He sat back in his chair and stretched...

  • John Holland is a Horrible Man: Sticks and Stones

    John Holland worked with his three illegitimate daughters in a small office in San Francisco. Each thought she was the only one and believed that the other two were mistresses. He didn’t see any need to correct them. According to the yellow pages...

  • Re: Confirmation of Recreation

    Dear President We are the department of the Asian Recreation Authority Service LLC in China. I have been given the mandate to confirm your Recreations Status. We have formally received an application for Recreation on Nov 8, 2012 by a company Industria...