Stories tagged “Star Trek”
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We ain't all the same
He walked into the office. The office loudmouth blurted out “here’s the IT geek, the guru, come on fix it” His auto defence shields sprang into action all those years of special services took over in a flash. He eyed the office loudmo...
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I AM a GEEK!
I’m not a nerd or a dweeb. I don’t have a pocket protector, Have tape over my glasses, or have a squeaky voice like Steve Urkel. I don’t have a billion dollars in some Internet company, But, I wouldn’t mind having the money. I w...
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Public Relations
It felt good to be working again. A relief that, much like a hooker, kept me warm inside. Stopped in at Johnny Law’s to visit Captain Pike. Seeing his name on the door, I’m always torn between Star Trek jokes and fish jokes. He looked up. &...
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Number of the Beast
Captain James Tiberius Kirk of the Federation starship ‘Enterprise’ materialized on the surface of the planet ‘51 Pegasi d’ and was immediately arrested. Somewhat surprised by this, Kirk stammered, “I haven’t done an...
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Love Letter to a Cylon
Dearest Grace Park, I’ve been watching you for a while now. I know your not a real Cylon and thats a shame, but at least I can tell you how amazing you are without getting blown up or something. My friends and I have all sent letters to Ron on yo...
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Missed Connections, San Diego Craig's List
Date: 2011-07-25, 3:56PM PDT Reply to: Reply to this Post You: Princess Leia in the gold bikini, but not like the 326 others. You were the one who volunteered for the first aid booth on Saturday, along with Doctor Strange (and really, he was strange). ...
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Do Not Disturb!
In my usual starbucks, I was sitting and writing when Mother Nature knocked. Well she actually started with a light tap- a slight tummy gurgle and a vague feeling of discomfort. I have fairly good body control so I ignored her. I had to get my story do...