Stories tagged “Star Wars”

  • Skirting Copyrights

    I don’t understand exactly where they came from. I don’t think anyone does. They came from a place called Brown Plateau. They were closely followed by a man that flys through universes with a brown porta-potty. But I think me and the mages ...

    • Author: Oy
    • Posted almost 10 years ago.
  • The Entire Star Wars in 10 Words

    Smart kid turns evil, fails at killing his own son………….

  • Christmas of '77

    The shag carpet glowed from the light of the television set. The stockings which were daddy’s old socks were hanging on the wall, because we didn’t have a fireplace. We made due though. Christmas was far from my mind as I was obsessed with ...

  • I AM a GEEK!

    I’m not a nerd or a dweeb. I don’t have a pocket protector, Have tape over my glasses, or have a squeaky voice like Steve Urkel. I don’t have a billion dollars in some Internet company, But, I wouldn’t mind having the money. I w...

  • Star Wars Best 10 Words

    In a galaxy far far away… ………………………….. ………………………….. Lived happily ever after.

    • Author: Atjagape
    • Posted about 9 years ago.
  • The meeting (Mature)

    I hate having to meet with the top brass. A bunch of creepy old men and a Sith Lord. Did I mention I hate conference rooms in star destroyers too? Really for being a “special agent” for the Empire, I’m more of a outdoors type of guy. ...

  • Eye of the Needle

    Yeoman West sat pondering her fake SilkMilk anime tattoo; a white spider sitting on a milkmaid’s stool on a maple leaf background. During Earth’s 21st century, Nexia scientists successfully genetically modified silk-spinning genes into goat...

  • The Star Wars Saga in 10 Words (and Haiku Format)

    First, he’s Anakin Next, becoming Darth Vader Then Jedi returns

    • Author: BARomero
    • Posted over 7 years ago.
  • Missed Connections, San Diego Craig's List

    Date: 2011-07-25, 3:56PM PDT Reply to: Reply to this Post You: Princess Leia in the gold bikini, but not like the 326 others. You were the one who volunteered for the first aid booth on Saturday, along with Doctor Strange (and really, he was strange). ...

    • Author: BARomero
    • Posted over 7 years ago.
  • Lucas Witnesses

    Allan stopped to check that his and Jon’s ties were straight before he rang the doorbell. Thirty or so seconds later they heard heavy footsteps coming to the door. A bleary-eyed man wearing shorts and a faded T-shirt opened the door. “What?” he a...

  • Forcefield

    Force equals to the mass times the acceleration of a young Jedi and his tail. Give him a lightsaber, teach him the mindtricks of your trade, but most of all— make sure he never meets his Father.

    • Author: brazen
    • Posted over 6 years ago.
  • The Wasabi is Strong in This One

    Lupe Skywalper awkwardly sat cross-legged on the floor by the low table, studying the situation. Before him was a plate of noodles, some sashimi and the jaws of a fish. There was familiar cutlery present, but the waiter had told him to use the chopsti...