Stories tagged “Twinkies”

  • Thieves (ficly challenge)

    Once upon a thyme leaf, in a pizza place 3 blocks from a house that isn’t mine, a man named Luigi made a pizza. Aliens lost control of their flux capacitor because they were out of bologna. They crash-landed in a field of pineapples. Gathering th...

  • Thieves (2)

    I wasn’t awake, otherwise I would have used my milk-dud powered little sister to scare them away, hence allowing me to keep the precious bunny slippers. As it is, they managed to steal them. I’ve sent them threatening messages to bring them...

  • The Twinkies are not on Sale

    “Come again?” I asked. The woman just kept smiling with that red stained mouth. “I have been very nice to you, Mr. Friend. I can change that. I’ll ask you once more. Are the Twinkies on sale?” I sighed. I hated my job at ...

    • Author: Laine Grey
    • Posted about 9 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5