Stories tagged “aardvark”
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An Alliterate Aardvark
Allison Alred’s amazingly agile and adorable aardvark, Alfred (Alf), astonished all after Alf ate Ali’s award-achieving azaleas. After all, aardvarks annihilate Arizonian ants! Agreed?! “Alas!” ailed Ali, aching. And anon, Ali&#...
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They get the short end of the stick. They get shafted. They get the raw end of the deal. They take it on the chin. They take a licking and keep on ticking. They bend over backwards. They draw the short straw-um, i mean they ward the shorts warts.
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Post-Presidential Fun Time!
Ten years have passed since my last hit. I’ve reached the last leg of my term as President… aww hell, why not? Speaking of Hell… I pick up my mobile, tap out a few digits. “Mmm… To what do I owe the pleasure?” My man...