Stories tagged “advertising”

  • TRIBOGLASTOR 7000!!

    Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have the strength of a horse? The intelligence of a rocket scientist? The beauty of a custom-built Swedish massage therapy robot lover? Well, now’s your chance, with AXXO-BRATON’s new, revolut...

  • Seventeen (Part 1)

    Kristin tucked her sun kissed blonde hair behind her ears and studied the models in her sister, Amy’s fashion magazines. Kristin sighed, there was Lana Spaccarotella, the “it-girl.” Lana had an exotic look: tanned skin, hazel eyes and long, aubur...

  • Seventeen (Part 2)

    Amy sighed and rolled her eyes. “Okay, like I know that these pictures are always airbrushed and Lana’s so totally anorexic, but still… I’d kill for legs like that,” Amy said as she brushed her hair. Kristin couldn’t believe what she had ju...

  • Ficly

    That awful buzz wakes me. I get up off my Tempur-Pedic and turn off the Timex. Still in a daze, I head to the bathroom and brush with some Crest. I grab my Schick and get my morning shave. In the shower, I Irish Spring before some Head and Shoulders. I...

    • Author: Ronnie
    • Posted over 1 year ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • The Truth About Advertising

    “Let’s recap what we’ve learned so far on this road trip,” Erica said. “The world would be a happier place if everyone had a kitten and an ice cream cone. Artificial intelligence is evil and we will be ruled by our toaster...