Stories tagged “animal”
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Animal Instinct
Don’t feed me like a puppy dog. I see you as a famished hog. You may roll over to gain my trust, but our friendships’ metal is comprised of rust -Only, throw in some warheads and sprinkle friendly-fire on top. Yup. I think that’d hit ...
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The Happy Goat
There is a goat that lives on the far in a mythical farm. No one knows his name but he is always happy. Everyone on the mythical farm loves playing with the happy goat and he has a wonderful time there. One day it rained and the happy goat was sad. It ...
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The Canine Queen
Feed me, asshole. I can smell the food you’ve prepared and are eating. Why don’t you share it, motherfucker? I know, Alpha, you control the food and tell me where to go, but I’m hungry. Not like I’m allowed to go eat my own food...
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Living
It’s better than dying. During my blue period, when the first protean delights of immortality had passed, and I was left with the prospect of undying boredom. Artistically, I mastered painting, sculpture, and drama. Athletically, under the guise ...
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Not a Couch
Couches talking, that wasn’t something I expected. At least without my glasses, I still had the power of the Squint. No matter how much my opthamalogist told me not to, it was the one way I could regain a semblance of normal sight. It didn’...