Stories tagged “assholes”
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To-night
We made a night of throwing things at the moon, in a vague attempt to pretend we had a sea. When morning came, it was clear nothing landed. Angry that we were in no frame of mind to be walking, we slept in the car. The next day was a pleasant change of...
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Shut the Door, Have a Seat (1)
Melinda Harris is the fierce bitch in charge at the wildly successful advertising agency she created in a man’s world, from the ground up. Today her secretary cancelled her appointments because she has something she needs to say. Melinda sits on ...
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Shut the Door, Have a Seat (2)
“I think I’ll start with you. Simply put, you are an asshole. A thirty-nine year old asshole,” Melinda added, “Cheating with a high school freshman! I wish I could cut it off,” Melinda motioned to his groin. “You see...
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Shut the Door, Have a Seat (3)
Melinda looked at Stella, her chubby, newly pubescent body, dark hair, combat boots and pink babydoll dress and realized what she was: Majorly confused. Clearly the beginning stages of schizophrenia Melinda thought, smiling to herself. “I donR...
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Dad's Fighter Pilot Buddies
Dad’s fighter-pilot friends were mostly class acts, true warriors dedicated to protecting their country and drinking every last English pub dry. But as with any group of egomaniacs, there are always one or two assholes to ruin everyone’s re...