Stories tagged “atrocious poetry”

  • That One Time, With the Pizza Chick

    Dear Penthouse Once upon a midnight dreary, drunk of rum, eyes a-bleary, Over bent a porcelain god, praying o’er days of yore. While I wretched, body sapping, suddenly I heard a tapping, As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my hotel door. “...

  • That One Time, With the Pizza Chick - Part II

    “You can’t pay, got no cash? Spent yer dough on this porno stash? Tell you what, I’m kinda bored. Come here ’n close the door.” Course I did as she had said & moved in closer to the bed, Much too quick for spinning head. Tripped &...